So I have a crush on this guy....?

He's soooo hilarious and cute, but there's a problem...he's a girl...I mean...sort of. You see...he's not real. It's draco malfoy, but the draco malfoy in A Very Potter Musical, not the Tom Felton draco. And, if you've seen AVPM, you know that draco is played by LAUREN Lopez. So....does that make me bisexual or something? I always knew that he was played by a girl btw. And no, I don't have a crush on Lauren, just draco.....hahaha. You'd still probably be questioning my sanity if draco WAS played by a boy, just because...well...draco's insane, but he's soo funny...and he's half elf and who doesn't love elves??